Nicole Kidman is very keen to show you her boobies

SHE may be 86 years old, but Nicole Kidman is clearly having a lovely time of late. First off, shes not with Tom Cruise anymore (massive bonus) and secondly, shes watched his most recent marriage fall by the wayside. If you believe the rumours about her views on Scientology, then shes bound to be thrilled.

Shes so thrilled that all of her clothes have fallen off in a magazine!

Thats right. Kidman is really happy and wants to show you the teat of joy to prove it. This has happened inV magazine, which surely no-one has ever read? Prancing around inlingerie with the complexion of a milky spectre, Nicole is baring her posterior and bathing in a chorus of Oooh, I hope I look half as good as that at her age!, which of course, no-one will because youve got earned nearly as much money as her as youve toiled in your thankless, essence-sapping hole of a job.

If its any consolation, Anorak loves you.

Nicole said of stripping off:

I dont really make decisions. I go with the flow. If I were a strategically minded person, I think I would have a far different career but I would be more outlandish if I could. A lot of times you just dont get the chance.

MORE outlandish? Didnt she get her vagina out in Eyes Wide Shut?

Either way, Nicole Kidman has her nipples out on show, which is just great really because we should all be more prone to getting naked because firstly, it would stop us all having pointless hang-ups and, more importantly, it would destroy the fashion industry overnight.

And what right-minded person wouldnt want that?

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Posted: 24th, August 2012 | In: Celebrities Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink


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